The Art of Camouflage, Survival, and Pretending Everything Is Under Control
Noubikko from NOUBI SAYS 
“HELP! I Dropped Food on My Blouse in a Restaurant!” Ladies, gentlemen, and innocent victims of gravity… Let us discuss one of the greatest fashion tragedies ever created by humanity: dropping food directly on your blouse while inside a restaurant. Not beside it. Not near it. Not “almost.” Direct hit. And somehow — mysteriously — it always happens when:
you are wearing white,
trying to look attractive,
sitting near people,
or making eye contact with someone important.
